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Unread post by chandrakavi » July 22nd, 2011, 3:51 am

Irving Levensky, a leading dress manufacturer, decides to go on an African safari.
After spending six weeks in darkest Africa, he returns to seventh avenue. Everyone who works
in his showroom gasps when he walks into the door.

Irving , who was six feet tall when he left New York, his now little higher than two feet.
His employees all look at him and and ask, "Mr. Levensky, what happened?"
"Never, but never," he replied, under any circumstances, call a witch doctor a schmuck!"


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Unread post by chandrakavi » July 28th, 2011, 9:05 pm

The third- grade teacher calls on Little Ernie and says, "can you use the word beautiful
twice in the same sentence?"

"Oh sure", replies Ernie. "Um...Yesterday, my sister came home, told my father that she
was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, fucking beautiful!"


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Unread post by chandrakavi » August 21st, 2011, 2:40 am

An elephant asks a camel: "why are your breasts on your back?"
Camel says: "that's a strange question coming from someone whose dick is on his face." :D
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Unread post by chandrakavi » August 21st, 2011, 3:12 am

hypnosis
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Unread post by chandrakavi » August 21st, 2011, 3:30 am

Monkeysss
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Unread post by chandrakavi » August 21st, 2011, 5:51 am

There's a lot of sadness in the world...
Right now, as you read this , 300,000 people around the world are having SEX,
while you are on the computer.
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Unread post by chandrakavi » August 21st, 2011, 6:03 am

headaches
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Unread post by chandrakavi » August 21st, 2011, 10:26 pm

UFO
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Unread post by chandrakavi » August 21st, 2011, 10:33 pm

awed
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Unread post by chandrakavi » August 21st, 2011, 10:39 pm

Men in black memory forgetting flash
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