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Unread post by chandrakavi » May 23rd, 2011, 2:08 am

In the busy New York traffic, a taxi driver runs into the back of the car of Dr. Feelgood,
the psychiatrist. Dr. Feelgood jumps out of his car, shakes his fist at the cabby and screams,
"Why the hell can't you look where you are going, you idiot?"
Then suddenly he remembers his profession. He looks tenderly at the taxi driver, and
says very softly, "Let me put it this way--why do you hate your mother?"

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Unread post by chandrakavi » May 23rd, 2011, 6:20 pm

A medical student is taking a test, and one of the questions is, "Name the three best addvantages
of mother's milk."
1. It has all the health nutrients needed to sustain the baby.
2. It is inside the mother's body, and therefore protected from germs and infections.
But the student can't think of the third answer. He tries hard , and finally he writes:
3. It comes in such nice containers.


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Unread post by chandrakavi » May 27th, 2011, 7:52 pm

The first couple of humans arrived to Mars. And surely they wanted to know how Martians
reproduce themselves. So they asked the first Martian couple that they knew: "How do you reproduce?"

They said, "it's very simple". They invited the humans over to their house. They opened the freezer and took
out two bottles of strange chemical substances. They mixed the substance in equal parts in a container. They placed the container in the freezer. And said: "within nine months we'll have a baby."

The human couple was very surprised. "What kind of reproduction is this?"

Then the martians asked: "and how do you reproduce?" An then they started to make love. And while the man bent over the woman, because they were christians and only knew the missioner posture...the christian posture, the two martians started to laugh. They were laughing so much that tears were coming out of their eyes. And of course the humans
were feeling very strange.

When they finished they asked them, "why are you laughing?"

They answered, "That's how we make coffee."


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Unread post by chandrakavi » June 13th, 2011, 11:28 pm

chandrakavi wrote: The first couple of humans arrived to Mars. And surely they wanted to know how Martians
reproduce themselves. So they asked the first Martian couple that they knew: "How do you reproduce?"

They said, "it's very simple". They invited the humans over to their house. They opened the freezer and took
out two bottles of strange chemical substances. They mixed the substance in equal parts in a container. They placed the container in the freezer. And said: "within nine months we'll have a baby."

The human couple was very surprised. "What kind of reproduction is this?"

Then the martians asked: "and how do you reproduce?" An then they started to make love. And while the man bent over the woman, because they were christians and only knew the missioner posture...the christian posture, the two martians started to laugh. They were laughing so much that tears were coming out of their eyes. And of course the humans
were feeling very strange.

When they finished they asked them, "why are you laughing?"

They answered, "That's how we make coffee."








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Unread post by mandym555 » June 15th, 2011, 1:12 pm

Its really funny ..I love the jokes.



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Unread post by chandrakavi » June 16th, 2011, 10:11 pm



THE DALAI LAMA WALKS INTO A PIZZA SHOP....


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Unread post by chandrakavi » June 17th, 2011, 5:33 am



laughing girl


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Unread post by chandrakavi » June 17th, 2011, 10:23 pm

You higher men, the worst about you is that all of you have not learned to dance as one must dance---dancing
away over yourselves! What does it matter that you are failures ? How much is still possible! So learn to laugh
away over yourselves! Lift up your hearts, you good dancers, high, higher! And do not forget good laughter. This crown
of him who laughs this rose-wreath crown: to you my brothers, I throw this crown. Laughter I have pronounced holy;
you higher men learn to laugh! :D

FRIEDERICH NIETZSCHE (1844-1900)


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Unread post by chandrakavi » June 17th, 2011, 10:56 pm



Elvis , Are you lonesome Tonight, LAUGHING VERSION :D


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Unread post by IP: 86.161.1.60 » July 16th, 2011, 8:28 pm

I've just seen an old guy collecting Tesco trolleys and I reckon he needs to stop showing off at his age.

He's pushing 60.

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