BILL BAILEY ON KINDER EGGS

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paganus
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BILL BAILEY ON KINDER EGGS

Unread post by paganus » April 18th, 2008, 1:39 pm

"I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise. Horrible chocolate; nasty little toy: a double-whammy of disillusionment! Sometimes I eat the toy out of sheer despair. I actually call them the Eggs Of Numbing Inevitability. And when I buy them, I always ask for them in the third person: "Bill Bailey would like the Eggs Of Numbing Inevitability." It answered me back once, in a funny voice it said "But you are not Bill Bailey, you are a mere Doppelganger. I am the true Bill Bailey, from another dimension." And I thought, Oh alright. I decided the only way to overcome this was to run very fast at my counterpart, and I was just about to hit it when I realised it was actually the highly polished side of a cheese counter."



Cleaves
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Re: BILL BAILEY ON KINDER EGGS

Unread post by Cleaves » May 21st, 2017, 5:33 am

paganus wrote:"I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise. Horrible chocolate; nasty little toy: a double-whammy of disillusionment! Sometimes I eat the toy out of sheer despair. I actually call them the Eggs Of Numbing Inevitability. And when I buy them, I always ask for them in the third person: "Bill Bailey would like the Eggs Of Numbing Inevitability." It answered me back once, in a funny voice it said "But you are not Bill Bailey, you are a mere Doppelganger. I am the true Bill Bailey, from another dimension." And I thought, Oh alright. I decided the only way to overcome this was to run very fast at my counterpart, and I was just about to hit it when I realised it was actually the highly polished side of a cheese counter."
Ha ha, good old Bill Bailey one of my fav comediens.



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Re: BILL BAILEY ON KINDER EGGS

Unread post by test123 » September 2nd, 2017, 8:12 am

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